Last month, a press release did the rounds about, via old friends PR Web (you pay, we pimp), about UFO How To a site and series of books on how you can build your own UFO:

Luke Fortune has released over 3400 pages of proof that man has had the ability to build UFO craft, in replicable form, over the last 100 years. This disclosure effort includes:

• 260 patents explaining the science of various propulsion systems that have been seen by witnesses that have been misidentified UFOs
• How these craft can be glowing balls of light invisible to radar
• How these are saucer, sphere, cigar, or triangle shaped
• What the technology is that nullifies gravity and inertia keeping the pilots safe from high speed maneuvers and right angle turns that would kill ordinary pilots in conventional aircraft
• The different forms of technology that can be implemented into various craft to cause these phenomenal propulsion abilities:
• Electromagnetic/Electrokinetic propulsion (Electrogravitic)
• Plasma thrusters
• Magnetohydrodynamic propulsion
• Inertial propulsion
• Fusion, fission, and anti-matter propulsion technologies
• Even traditional airfoil/air-flow technologies, for people who refuse to grasp the other available technologies
• Technology is in encyclopedic format, with a Primer for ease of explanation.
• Online videos to educate how this technology works, presented in easy to grasp layman vocabulary.
• Prospectus available on how this technology can be used to improve the global economy, raising the standards and quality of life for all people

All this seems to be based on existing patents and released in a 6 volume series:

Luke Fortune is a certified paralegal and began investigating the UFO phenomenon in approximately 1997. After having a clear viewing of a plasma propulsion craft, he began researching the archives of the US patent office, and of other countries patent offices, to try and locate UFO technology. His searches over the next ten years led to the accumulation of all the data, and more, that would become the UFO How-To series. Each book in this six volume series is over 500 pages in length, 99% of the content are complete patents, with a recent addition of a primer volume at 118 pages, "The Basics," designed to simplify the understanding of the encyclopedic series, and make the science of UFO propulsion systems comprehensible to the average person.

It includes such things as:

I've known a few people involved with building flying saucers ovee the years (who mysteriously fail to deliver on their claims) but this looks it can give everyone the chance to build their own, not just those with access to esoteric knowledge. I will be retreating to the Imperial Shed for some tinkering.

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Now the Santa Barbra Independent gives us a round up of people offering all sorts fo extra goodies:

It is strange, then, that everyone doesn’t already own [a time machine], when they’re readily available for only $500.00 readymade or $25.00 for the plans. There’s even a wide variety to choose from — the luxurious Hyper Dimensional Resonator may be a splurge, but for less than the cost of a moderate restaurant meal one can acquire the blueprints for a Flux Capacitor, a Plasmatron Oscillator, and a Fluxatron, all in one convenient package.

The same vendor, Secret Technology Labs, offers the Psionic Helmet, a “mind focusing/tuning helmet” for use in altering the thoughts of others.

You can even buy a ready-made anti-gravity vehicle, although it doesn't quite say how big it is:

Its finally here! This 3 ft triangular antigravity disc can take off and land vertically, it can hover, tilt and bank in mid-air and land again. It uses no moving parts or propellers. Works on ionocraft principle as explained in our #IONO plans. The anti gravity disc runs on 12 volts DC which is used to power a high voltage power supply. This power supply produces approximately 20,000 volts DC and is identical to our #HIDZ unit. The primary means of lift is ion propulsion. High energy ions are ejected from the bottom of the craft which interact with surrounding air molecules to produce thrust. The craft is tethered to its power supply by light weight magnet wire, but future versions will be designed to carry their own power source and batteries. The craft can be made to tilt about on its axis and fly in any direction. The maximum lifting capacity of the craft is determined by the surface area and size. While in flight the high voltage ions can cause interference with electrical devices in close proximity to the craft. This is a great showpiece for the technology and also makes a great window display and conversation piece. We are the only company in the world to offer a working antigravity craft for sale. Yes this is FOR REAL! We hope to sell enough of these to help raise money to build a 12ft triangular craft! (Photos and downloadable video clips coming soon)
Ready to use: $1500.00

I must admit to disappointment that the Elf Goggles and Elf Osscilator aren't designed for messing with elves but have something to do with Extremely Low Frequencies. Spoils my idea for having fun hiding in the woods and freaking the wee folk out.

OK let's have a look at what else is on offer? Well let's look at the plans on offer - all for $25 a pop:

• UFO Detector - "Pocket sized, battery operated device can detect any nearby unidentified flying objects within miles. Extremely sensitive. Can detect any large metal objects moving through the air." Given the stealth properties of UFOs I'd like to know if this comes with a guarantee. You'd feel a proper fool if you made one that didn't detect all of them - I think we can be happy it'll spot flugscheiben but transdimensional blitz spheres?
• Hyper Dimensional Resonator - "This Hyper-Dimensional Resonator hooks up to the head of the user and by setting the dial, it will allow it's user to spontaneously astral project."
• Philadelphia Experiment reconstruction - "Contains schematics and diagrams, plus Grid point information. PLANS" Although I assume you don't get our own battleship to disappear - you can probably use it on your car or bicycle. I do hope it includes warnings about side effects, like being merged into the structure of the vehicle you are making invisible.
• Time Portals - "If you wish to travel physically through time, then this is the report for you. Shows you how to construct 3 different Time Portals. Also contains information on how to construct an artificial Grid point." I do wonder who would want 3 different types of time portal? Can you get bored with one?
• Riddle of Time 9th Key - "The information contained in this report almost cost me my life. Shows you how to construct the Demat Cannon, the Hyperspace Time Portal, the Multi-Verse Resonator and the Space-Time Collector." It might be time to confess that I don't understand a bean of that and, at some point, I seem to have segued seamlessly into an episode of Star Trek with suitably incomprehensible techno-babble. What concerns me is that this could actually be dimensional/temporal backwash from me activating all these machines at once at some point in the near future. Crap like that happens to me all the time I dabble in the madder of the sciences.

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I reckon with only a few hundred thousand quid I can fly around the world in my time-travelling flying saucer, wearing a mind control helmet handing out justice to fools Emperor-style.

It will probably look like this (from our previous post So NESARA, so far out, see also Jesus vs the Reptilian Overlords):

Obviously, if anyone offering this kind of material thinks we are taking the piss (shame on you) then you are welcome to send us things for testing and we'll get one of our more technically-minded members to take a look at it (at this moment in time the plans for CoW Lab are still in their infancy so we can't do the testing on the premises).