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« on: May 09, 2006, 09:46:16 PM »
Every now and again odd random thoughts will pop into your head unbidden and will usually fade away leaving a slightly papery smell (like a nun's fart).

Now that needn't happen.

Like the suggestions box in restaurants that you leave those blurry "is it really?" Polaroids in you can use this thread to post those thoughts for future generations to puzzle over.

No comments, no feedback, no requests for clarification, no suggestions of seeking professional help, no nuttin' just thoughts - strange random thoughts.

I'll start:
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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Madness, death, sexuality, crime: these are the things that attract my attention most. Michel Foucault  ("a thrill seeking philosopher in search of a moment of cathartic irrationality")
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2006, 09:48:00 PM »
I just pooed a bee!!!
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if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Madness, death, sexuality, crime: these are the things that attract my attention most. Michel Foucault  ("a thrill seeking philosopher in search of a moment of cathartic irrationality")
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2006, 10:24:40 PM »
If I had a trike I could pedal round without falling off when I forget to put a foot down at junctions.

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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2006, 12:00:28 AM »
WTF?? This is just Northumberland fudge.

My temple is throbbing.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2006, 09:09:58 AM »
If L'Oreal and Garnier are starting to put nanoparticles into face cream, what happens when the nanofacebots start working together for Skynet?
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2006, 10:42:11 AM »
Why does is say on the underside of Marks and Spencer's desserts 'Keep Upright'?
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2006, 09:15:33 PM »
Where is the expensive wine list?
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2006, 08:37:30 AM »
Why do so many people take Dan Brown seriously?
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2006, 09:03:59 AM »
Same reason as religion is popular?
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2006, 10:53:47 AM »
Happiness is new index cards, guide cards and a lovely new box to keep them in Smiley

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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2006, 11:19:18 AM »
These creams, see, that make lasses look ten years younger, and it is a fact it seems, as the televisionagram tells me so...what if we were to smear the stuff over an eight year old?  What would happen?  Would its face vanish?
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I have wist, sin i couthe meen,
That children hath by candle light
The shadewe catchen they ne might,
For no lines that they couthe lay.
This shadewe i may likne aright
To this world and yesterday.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2006, 11:42:07 AM »
Quote from: Alexius on May 11, 2006, 11:19:18 AM
These creams, see, that make lasses look ten years younger, and it is a fact it seems, as the televisionagram tells me so...what if we were to smear the stuff over an eight year old?  What would happen?  Would its face vanish?



It would send their face back in time. That's actually how Skynet plans to move Terminators about. It works because of the nanoparticles in the creams.
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2006, 12:20:13 PM »
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My minidisc player told me to "Beep Off" this morning when I switched it on. Proof positive that machines are trying to take over the world? angry
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2006, 04:20:09 PM »
Why didn't we evolve skin that isn't affected by the sun, I wish we'd evolved armour plating or scales instead so I didn't have to get sunburnt every time I spend 10 minutes or more in direct sun.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2006, 04:25:51 PM »
Same reason as we thought bipedalism and no claws was a good way of dealing with Great Rift Valley predators..
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